{"id":7485,"date":"2016-04-01T19:22:37","date_gmt":"2016-04-01T23:22:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/?p=7485"},"modified":"2017-05-23T11:30:44","modified_gmt":"2017-05-23T15:30:44","slug":"no-foolin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/?p=7485","title":{"rendered":"No foolin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aunts Clara and Bette showed up right on time to pick up Dad for a lunch outing that day. They pulled into the driveway &#8211; and got a shock.<\/p>\n<p>Dad came to the door in his bathrobe and staggered to the car, moaning.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ohhhh, take me to the hospital!&#8221; he groaned.<\/p>\n<p>Alarmed, they helped him lay down in the back seat, then barreled down the street toward the hospital.<\/p>\n<p>Dad stopped moaning and sat up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;APRIL FOOL!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That was soooo Dad. Even in his late 80s, he still loved to play pranks on April 1.<\/p>\n<p>Every year when we were growing up, we tried\u00a0to be hyper-vigilant on that special morning. But he always got us.<\/p>\n<p>I think that vigilance helped\u00a0when I became a journalist. I found it easy to doubt and question, always on guard against being caught out as a fool.<\/p>\n<p>But what helped me a lot more was a\u00a0sense of humor.<\/p>\n<p>To get through life, you&#8217;ve really got to be able to laugh. That especially includes being able to laugh at yourself when you&#8217;re a\u00a0fool.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also about being able to find ways to laugh even at\u00a0little things &#8211; to make humor where there isn&#8217;t any.<\/p>\n<p>Dad liked to play with words. He loved a bad pun, and never minded the groans and rolled eyes from his daughters.<\/p>\n<p>He loved to recite: &#8221; &#8216;I see,&#8217; said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When one of us girls\u00a0fell and scraped a knee, and came to Dad crying, he&#8217;d say, &#8220;Just think how good it will feel when it stops hurting!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Or his other line, &#8220;Just put a stone in your shoe and walk around, then you won&#8217;t even notice that knee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He was the fun guy in any group. He&#8217;d be the one wearing a wig. He&#8217;d just walk into the room, all casual, straight face. The wigs were even funnier because he was actually bald.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7489\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/2No5-e1459728594244-284x300.jpg\" alt=\"Dad wig 2\" width=\"284\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/2No5-e1459728594244-284x300.jpg 284w, https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/2No5-e1459728594244.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 284px) 100vw, 284px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have an astonishing\u00a0number of photos of Dad wearing a wig.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I have any male friends who wear wigs just to amuse people.<\/p>\n<p>A couple weeks ago, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/?p=7217\" target=\"_blank\">Donald the elder plumber<\/a> said a word that I hadn&#8217;t heard since Dad died.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We got one of those whatchamacallits,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>That word gave me\u00a0such a pang.<\/p>\n<p>Dad always used &#8220;whatchamacallit&#8221; when he couldn&#8217;t think of a name for an object &#8211; and sometimes he used it when he knew perfectly well what the name was, just because it made his daughters laugh.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;d also use the similar words <em>doohickey, thingamabob, whosis. <\/em>I don&#8217;t hear those words much either. Until Donald said <em>whatchamacallit<\/em>, I had almost forgotten it.<\/p>\n<p>I missed Dad\u00a0especially today. Nobody fooled me. Nobody\u00a0even tried to.\u00a0The day felt incomplete.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to think how good it will feel when it stops hurting.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s penny is a 2010, the year Dad left us, just a few days before April 1.<\/p>\n<p>Really miss you, Daddy. Everyone does.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aunts Clara and Bette showed up right on time to pick up Dad for a lunch outing that day. They pulled into the driveway &#8211; and got a shock. Dad came to the door in his bathrobe and staggered to the car, moaning. &#8220;Ohhhh, take me to the hospital!&#8221; he groaned. Alarmed, they helped him &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/?p=7485\" class=\"more-link\">read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">No foolin&#8217;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7490,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[319],"tags":[17,855,8,854,775,853,328,857,856,305],"class_list":["post-7485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-inheritance","tag-17","tag-april","tag-dad","tag-fool","tag-humor","tag-joke","tag-laughter","tag-puns","tag-wig","tag-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7485"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7496,"href":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7485\/revisions\/7496"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lisaschnellinger.com\/pennies\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}